-Мы хорошо смотрелись бы вместе
-Нет
-Почему нет?
-Потому что я разобью твое сердце
-Ну, а вдруг я разобью твое?
-Никто не может разбить мое сердце. И вообще,зачем мне это нужно?

Katie: Yeah, like, don't talk to her. She tried to snog my sister at middle school. Pervy, don't you think, Eff?
Naomi: Watch out, Katie. I might get confused and fuck you with my great big strap-on by mistake.

JJ: Do you know what Naomi is backwaords? I moan

Katie: I'm doing the Great fucking Northern Run. What does it look like I'm doing?

James: I want fish and chips! This tastes like bollocky wank shite

Doug: Oggy, oggy, oggy!

James: I want to fuck Naomi. What? I do. Get over it.
Jenna: Rob! Did you just hear what he said?
Rob: She is attractive, love.
Jenna: Fuck, Rob! He said "fuck"!

Naomi: Another fun day at Mrs. and Mrs. Campbell's

Cook: So you fucked my mum?!
Freddie: It wasn't like that!
Cook: Well, tell me, Fred. What the fuck was it like? Hang on. No, don't answer that shit.
Freddie: It was just a blow job.
Cook: Oh! What a relief, man! Thank goodness!

Cook: So I fucking smashed the shit out of that kid! I fucking kicked the shit out of him and I fucking enjoyed it! I enjoyed it, ok?
Джек О'Коннелл был великолепен!